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rambozus:

itsmemorized:

Oh my GOD
My grandma bought my grandpa new pants and my mom asked him how they felt and he goes “like a cheaply made castle” and we were like what and he goes “no ballroom”
GRANDPA NO

Grandpa yes.

bunfoot:

you know what would go GREAT with that dress? a sword and iron gauntlets

fennecfenris:

skyrim doesnt belong to the nords

skyrim doesnt belong to the dunmer

skyrim doesnt belong to any race

skyrim belongs to me

i bought that game

its mine

livelovehep:

sunalwaysshining:

meladoodle:

what if guys came coffee… i’ll have one ejaculatte please

I just spit out my coffee

You’re supposed to swallow it

clientsfromhell:

Client: I threw out that black pen, it was out of ink.

Me: What black pen?

Client: The one that was lying on your tablet.

Me: You threw out my $150 Wacom pen?

Client: I tried writing with it and it didn’t work. It must’ve been out of ink.

What I've learned in 7 years

brynnart:

Start your week off right with this inspiring post: Zelda Devon Art shares what she’s learned so far.

sleepybrowneyes:

seifukucat:

googled “dog swearing” and wasn’t disappointed

His fucking look of determination. Like, “you’re going to fucking jail Greg.”

sleepybrowneyes:

seifukucat:

googled “dog swearing” and wasn’t disappointed

His fucking look of determination. Like, “you’re going to fucking jail Greg.”

leela-summers:

Let’s Talk About Sex - Tumblr Edition Part 2

Part 1: x
Part 3: x
Part 4: x

fearandlothering:

WHOEVER CREATED THIS RESOURCE IS MY LITERAL HERO GET OVER HERE AND LET ME HUG YOU

delusioninabox:

Daily #492! Some days may even be a bit of both.

descolethegayoperafan:

eat-those-words:

ladyazura:

Rape Culture? What is this “Rape Culture” you speak of?Seriously though, this is terrifying. God forbid I wear a skirt outside — I’m just ASKING   to be raped if I do that.

The 58% statistic actually terrifies me more than any other. Suddenly change the word and you don’t care? 
No one will ever be able to convince me that words hold no power.

This is why I prefer leggings or tracksuit bottoms over dresses and skirts.
83.5%. That’s goddamn terrifying.

descolethegayoperafan:

eat-those-words:

ladyazura:

Rape Culture? What is this “Rape Culture” you speak of?

Seriously though, this is terrifying. God forbid I wear a skirt outside — I’m just ASKING   to be raped if I do that.

The 58% statistic actually terrifies me more than any other. Suddenly change the word and you don’t care? 

No one will ever be able to convince me that words hold no power.


This is why I prefer leggings or tracksuit bottoms over dresses and skirts.

83.5%. That’s goddamn terrifying.

thefrogman:

iguanamouth:

WHERE are they getting this stuff !!

By Lauren [tumblr]

idreaminwords:

Raven’s mom knows what’s up